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On Seeing a Photo of a Grown Man Wearing a Kilt and a Darth Vader Helmet Riding a Unicycle Down the Street

Maybe we were wrong to praise the little ones when they wore princess costumes and super hero outfits,
"Oh, you must be a real princess," we said, hoping to see their eyes light up with pride.
They grew up believing that if they only had the right costume,
They would be liked. They would be loved.
Later, it was not spiderman or cinderella, but Michael Jordan, Madonna,
Snoop Dog, and the adorable queen of the manic pixie dream girls,
Zooey Deschanel. All those bangs and oversized black rimmed glasses and summer dresses.
Being yourself will never become a movement because it's not done as a group.
The media can't find an archetype of individuality and if they try,
We flock to the stores to buy their costume.

I learned back in the days of jeans with a star sewn on their pocket
Back in the days of Peter Frampton and Farrah Fawcett
The costume doesn't make you cool
You have to start with something.
Probably money.

Comments

I've been trying for years to write a good "princess costume" poem. I don't think this is it but I'm putting it out there.

...is, indeed, a very tough nut to crack. e.e.cummings on his best day shied away from that one.

That said, the line "Being yourself will never become a movement because it's not done as a group" is one that will stick with me.

There are too many ideas in this. I would drop the last two lines of the first stanza.

"Probably money does not work. The last line might be "yourself."