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A feeble attempt to merge metered and rhymed poetry and outdated hiphop slang in the pursuit of an explanation as to why the white middle aged poet is not producing anything lately

Submitted by Neil McKay on March 3, 2013

Much too busy
For this shizzy.

Comments

Michael Mayhew

March 4, 2013

...all hip hop slang is outdated. In other words, if I know it, it is stale.

Neil McKay

March 4, 2013

I'm pretty sure that "gettin' jiggy wit' it" is gonna make a comeback any day now. Lord knows I'm doing my part.